Swingers. Why Do The All Look Like This?

Every time I see that Sling commercial (where people confuse being a swinger instead of a slinger), I ask myself; do they ALL look like this? This proud swinger openly proclaims that she is a…

My First Experience With A Cat

It all started when I was a little boy walking to school. Well, you’ll have to listen to the entire story explaining why I am not a fan of cats.


1001 Things To Do With Butt Fat

And none of them involve putting it in your lips. If you’re contemplating putting your butt fat in your lips; just imagine what your breath will smell like.

Mass Shootings? Who cares.

Americans are so used to mass shootings happening on a weekly basis, news outlets really don’t consider this news anymore. 11 dead, six hospitalized doesn’t even make the CNN top of the hour breaking news….

My Bad.

People’s Court Judge makes an embarrassing request when she asks defendant’s witness to stand up. The witness was a little person and replied, “Excuse me? I AM standing up!” Oops.


What’s up

Just a quick update on what’s going on in my world and what’s coming up soon. Let’s see what happens in the upcoming weeks. [sc_embed_player_template1 fileurl=”http://prodjs.org/podcast/allenupdate.mp3″]

Facebook Has Turned Into A Toilet.

People ask me why I am not on Facebook anymore. Actually I am on Facebook but just not as much as I used to be. The reason for this is because Facebook has turned into…

John Wayne’s 1971 Racist Interview Resurfaces.

The great American Hollywood hero seems to have been a radical homophobic racist. A 1971 Playboy interview with John Wayne brings to light how ‘The Duke’ really felt about gays, blacks and Indians. Wayne was…