Imagine a world where Fox News is our only source of nightly news. All other news is “fake”. Cheap blonde hair die is all that’s available on store shelves. Guns are a must, racism is the norm and christianity is the only legal religion.
Well, you don’t have to imagine anymore! Thanks to uneducated, uniformed white trash, America has officially turned into a toilet. Morals are gone, hypocrisy is encouraged and feel free to lie as much as you want.
Stop fighting it. Jump in and enjoy the new climate of the great ol’ U S of A. Attend one of the dictator rallies to get fired up with all the new features of America. Features like a new wall, a new war, new pollution, newly improved racism and so much more.
Come on in. The water is fine! The new America is here! Enjoy!